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A Foodie Who Takes the Ball and Runs With It

Exterior A mysterious Asian food distributor in Brooklyn is looking for a copywriter through unusual means: a Craigslist ad (which will certainly be a dead link soon) under the transportation jobs section that directs applicants to NYC’s Workforce1 Career Center in Jamaica where you need buisness attire and a photo ID. Do people still obtain employment in this way?

Eerie, municipal and certain to end in disaster, this is totally the kind of job I would apply for if ten years younger and still living in Sunset Park. I wonder if it's Vasinee (they're Thai, though, not Chinese)?

I had completely forgotten that pre-internet, you would go to your city’s labor department and look up jobs on microfiche. They were generally blind ads, so you weren’t even sure what you were getting into. This is how I got my job at a takeout-only Pizza Hut the summer between high school and college. But if I recall, I had a leg up because my sister was friends with this branch manager’s son who was sometimes called “pocket punk” because he was small for his age not because he had lots of hiding places in his clothing. It's always about who you know.

I also like that when I Google image search: Asian food warehouse, I get my own photo.

Tiny Bubbles

312Ruinart bdb I like to think I can’t be bought, but my weakness is games. Going on year 13 in NYC, I’ve yet to meet anyone who enjoys playing games like I do (Scrabble, Trivial Pursuit, Scattergories and even Foodie Fight–all gifts from game-playing relatives–languish in the closest). So, when the promised, mildly intimidating-sounding “sensory experience” at a Ruinart tasting and dinner turned out to be a game of sorts, I was won over. (Yes, this is a fully disclosed freebie, which I indulge in occasionally.)

Guests were given eight vials of natural fragrances that can be found in Ruinart’s Blanc de Blancs champagne and asked to match them to a list of 18. That’s ten extra to throw you off. Surprisingly, ginger, pink peppercorn, white peach, pineapple, cardamom and jasmine were all easily detectible. But I bombed on citrus. Not only could I not tell lemon from citron (this was the one that caught nearly everyone), I had originally confused the two for grapefruit and bergamot. Clearly, I need to build up my citrus-sniffing skills.

Ruinart sensory experience
The most basic theme Jean-Marc Gallot, president of the house of Ruinart, wanted to convey was that Americans should drink more champagne (and to drink it from wine glasses, not flutes nor coupes). I don’t think it’s so much of a recession-related issue, but that we associate sparkling wine with special occasions. New Year’s Eve for sure, maybe at a wedding, possibly a birthday and that’s it. I’m all for champagne (with a big C or little C) becoming a regular occurrence.

David burke kitchen

I already love sparkling wine with raw fish (I recently had a Domaine Chandon Etoile Rose with the omakase at 15 East) and the whole menu provided by David Burke Kitchen in the Treehouse Bar was seafood-based, showing off how an all-Chardonnay Champagne works well with delicate dishes like the uni and fluke sashimi with cured cucumber and orange tea vinaigrette and the john dory with guanciale, clams and cauliflower. The famous cheesecake lollipop tree was paired with Ruinart Rose.

Snacks included peanut butter-stuffed dates wrapped in maple bacon and fried grapes on skewers, as well as a jar of ricotta, eggplant and tomato spread—yes, part of that crazy new trend: toast.

For what it’s worth, these (as well as the other options of pretzel crab cake with green peppercorns and white beer foam and black bass with green herb butter) are all available on the regular menu at David Burke Kitchen. I suspect that our versions had been gussied-up with hits of flavor from the scent-guessing game. My sashimi had clearly been hit with cracked pink peppercorns.

Ruinart group dinner

It turned out that David Burke was in the house, kind of surprising for someone with numerous restaurants.

I’ll admit that Ruinart is not one of the names that initially springs to mind when I think Champagne, but now I’m biased towards looking for it on wine lists. I have a surprise birthday dinner planned at Marea (don’t worry; the boyfriend doesn’t read blogs) later this month, and I imagine Ruinart will be present. Marked-up to Central Park South prices it will probably be out of my moderate range, though.

Sponsored Giveaway: One Year of Unlimited BlackboardEats Passcodes

I just mentioned it the other day, but I’ll say it again: I’m a sucker for restaurant deals. As a kid I used to love reading through the chunky Entertainment Book (they still make these!) dreaming of exotic places to go like The Melting Pot even though my family only used the fast food-ish coupons…oh, do I miss Taco Time.

I’ll almost be sad when the economy gets stronger and discounts get their stigma back (at least in NYC). But in the mean time I’ve been using Scoutmob (free), VillageVines not so much because it costs $10 and BlackboardEats (recently raised to $1, likely to compete with VillageVines). I just used BlackboardEats for Mary Queen of Scots and have been holding onto a deal for The Mermaid Inn until Lent (no, I’m not Catholic, but someone in my household seems to get religious this time every year, and I’m here with the 30% off fish).

If you want to join in on the savings fun and live in or near NYC, Los Angeles or San Francisco, I have two BlackboardEats annual memberships (worth $20) to give away free. Currently, there is a special for 30% off Lowcountry (NYC) and deals for Mozza2Go (LA) and an offal menu at Betelnut (SF) showcasing fish head curry, one of my favorite dishes, are coming soon.

All you have to do is type the cheapest thing you ever did into the comments. I will pick two winners (I think I’m supposed to say at random) next Tuesday, March 15. Don’t be shy.

I’ll get you started. For me, it was patronizing a nameless Chinese restaurant in Portland that everyone called Dollar Chinese Food in the ground floor a hospital that served, well, $1 Chinese food. You’d get a scoop of rice, small, flimsy all-cabbage egg roll and a choice from the steam table, often kung pao chicken that was 85% chopped celery and carrots, all served on a paper plate. But it only cost one dollar!

Your turn.

Americans’ Appetite for Poppers Will Never Be Sated

Bell pepper/jalapeño hybrids bred to be big and not too spicy? Just wait until Chili’s gets their hands on these.

Prime Time

Canal

New Vegas, which is to say the amped-up theme park strip that’s captured Middle America’s heart since the ‘90s, has its merits. I like fun, so I stayed in the Palazzo, home to gondolas that will ferry you beneath a Barneys New York store and past commedia dell'arte performers across from Mario Batali’s Otto. And there’s steak. A lot of steak. In the Palazzo/Venetian complex alone, there are five steakhouses. I even ate at one, Wolfgang Puck’s Cut. It was the most expensive meal of the entire mini-vacation.

Cut nebraska 35-day-aged rib eye

But my heart will always belong to downtown (which is technically uptown from the strip), the old Las Vegas they’re trying to revitalize with electric light shows on ceiling canopies beaming Queen and Kiss on the hour and stages blaring Aerosmith cover bands. There are panhandlers, wheelchairs, women in their 20s who look two decades older, dolled-up in satin Playboy Bunny suits, luring tourists to take photos with them for a fee.

This was my great-grandma’s Vegas when she lived there in the middle of last century. I’m half-convinced she’s haunting (this is the only context where I want to see that adjective–I've seen a lot of big names use haunting to describe food and that will never seem right) the Four Queens, her old favorite, because it was the only casino where I won any money: $18 on an antiques roadshow-themed (lowercase because it was just Antiques Roadshow-esque) slot machine and $35 on caveman keno. Plus, $5.25 cocktails when the Venetian’s standard well drinks were $11? You could buy a lot of prime rib with that winnings-to-savings ratio. Grandma Weaver knew best.

Yes, prime rib rules downtown Vegas. Every casino has a bargain prime rib special. Corn-fed? Grass-fed? Dry-aged? Wagyu? Who cares? It’s meat, it’s cheap and probably comes with a baked potato and a pile of frozen vegetables. I certainly only captured a fraction of these advertised specials. $7.95 seems to be the going rate.

4queens

Magnolia

Roma

Paradise

Cali

Binions

One more day in town, and there would be no doubt that we would've sampled Binion's bargain chopped steak.

Shrimp

Pescavores need cheap eats too.

Pasta

Beef-avoiders might also enjoy Pasta Pirate, announced in barely-readable-from-a-distance neon. Huh, they serve crab rangoon (my favorite junk food) for a penny more than the average price of a downtown prime rib.

Food: The Bests and Number Ones of 2010

What else is being snowed-in good for if not whiling away the day aggregating best of lists? Here is a completely random collection of food-related bests (and a few worsts) of 2010. When there wasn’t a ranking—and many didn’t play favorites—I simply chose the first on the list or picked a popular choice when there was a number of different respondents. Because I wanted to allow for clickable links, this isn’t a traditional tag cloud with the more mentioned getting larger fonts. Also, with the exception of ABC Kitchen and Lincoln, there weren’t many duplicates.

Blizzard+Cabin Fever=Hawaiian Dreaming

Makittii-Hawaii-Flyer-Front Just last night, which happened to be Christmas, Hawaii randomly came up and not just because we had just been at Painkiller (the only group in the entire place!). One friend has expressed interest in moving there, but hasn’t visited said she didn’t like Polynesian food (because I’m a nit-picky doubter, I would be surprised if she has ever been presented with poke, poi or lau lau. And to be fair, my only experience with the cuisine were a few childhood meals–one, where I grossed out other kids by eating octopus tentacles and goopy, mauve, pounded taro from the buffet table, which was I thought was the point of putting food out to eat–with various Hawaiian friends of the family).

I’d like to go one day, if only because it feels like such an ‘80s American fantasy honeymoon destination. My issue has always been that if I’m going to travel that far (oh, I just realized it’s only ten hours, no longer a flight than going to Buenos Aires) and spend that kind of money, I’d rather just go to SE Asia.

But now that I know about Makitti, a Hello Kitty-themed Japanese seafood buffet in Honolulu, my tune has changed a bit. 

Also, if this blizzard clears up, I plan on checking out L&L tomorrow since it’s near my office. Do you think Hawaii would be too much of a stretch to use for Fast Food International?

But Will There Be Beggar’s Purses?

Qg photo Finally. As much as I disparage false nostalgia in music and fashion, I have been waiting for the ‘80s to show up in cuisine, even if only for a night (and far more highbrow than my first-hand experiences). Vinegar Hill House will viewing the decade through the lens of American Psycho for New Year's Eve.

My suburban take would feature Cajun blackened redfish, Southwestern something, quiche, wine coolers, goat cheese, raspberry vinaigrette, taco salads in giant fried tortillas—and obviously, bread bowls. Odd how sun-dried tomatoes, artichoke hearts, sushi and pesto never went away.

Photo of Quilted Giraffe's beggar's purses and truffles from Insatiable Critic

No Fakin’, it’s a Turcaken

Turcaken strata

As many great ideas do, the Turcaken arose from a joke. I think it initially had something to do with Twitter and trying to come up with the cocktail equivalent of a turducken.

All I know is that I wanted a Turcaken for my birthday and got one. The interpretation was left up to Jane, a friend and cake master.

Whole turcaken

I was not disappointed. The result was yellow cake surrounding cherry pie surrounding Oreos. The exterior remained springy while the inner strata had nearly compressed into a single gooey unit. Sweet and then some.

Turcaken slice

The only way it could possibly be improved upon would be if it were battered and deep fried.

This morning I awoke to hear about a new cakey creature, the Cherpumple! The hybrids will not be stopped.

Impurrfections

Cat models fact & fiction

Even felines are subjected to stringent beauty standards and unrealistic photo retouching. Just look at the fluffy glowing white Fancy Feast cat compared the dour Berkeley & Jensen (BJ’s Wholesale Club’s house brand) model with scraggly fur and under eye circles.