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Raising the Steaks

WishboneBreaking news: women eat meat. Who knew? Next thing I know, you'll be telling me that females are wearing pantaloons and driving horseless buggies. I thought all ladies were subsisting on Wish-Bone® Salad Spritzers™ and fro-yo (oh boy, that's an even fouler word than clot). If it weren't for the Times's style section I'd never be privvy to such universal absolutes, “Everyone wants to be the girl who drinks the beer and eats the steak and looks like Kate Hudson.” You think she means "fat" Kate Hudson?

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  1. Yeah, this story was so ridiculous, I could only get through the headline. The style section’s last great successful story was the one that declared that straight men have dinner together. As in no females around to make sure that they are definitely not gay or something.

    August 10, 2007
  2. Ah yes, the infamous “man date” article. No matter how retarded it gets, I continue to read the style section. I love today’s bit about how New Yorkers wear black in August. Huh?

    August 11, 2007

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