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In Other Words: Chains Are the Best Alibi

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If you can decipher urban teenspeak, that is. Apparently, neither The New York Times nor the New York Post published the verbatim Facebook update that cleared 19-year-old  Rodney Bradford of a robbery charge because it was "indecipherable."

"ON THE PHONE WITH THIS FAT CHICK… WHERER MY IHOP"

The kid wants his Rooty Tooty Fresh 'n Fruity, obviously.

Oh, and I just learned a little street lingo myself. Be very careful what you ask for at IHOP

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