I don't spend a lot of time in bagelries, so maybe they all have display cases that look like they belong in a gelato shop and not just the one across the street from my apartment? Wild crimson and rosy cream cheese aside, I'm more concerned about the mint chocolate chip trompe l'oeil with a placard that says blueberry. And this is coming from someone who adores green food dye. (Emerald is Pantone's 2013 color of the year, you know.)
Also, it saddens me that no one (online, at least) has tried making a gelato sandwich with bagels instead of brioche.