Most Wanted: Jose Tejas
While this plea, important enough to send directly through email, seems nonsensical and vague on the surface, I immediately knew what the searcher was looking for. Unfortunately, I have no clue where Cheeseburger in Paradise obtains the miniature eyewear for their “garnimals” (not to be confused with garanimals).
Which isn’t to say there’s not a bevy of shrunken sunglasses available online:
Collars4Shirts.com not only hawks sunglasses pins for zebra t-shirts, they showcase a photo of garnimals. Bingo. They are also a premier source for dickeys.
ImagineArt7 has John Lennon-style glasses.
Also, I’ve never seen a television ad for Cheeseburger in Paradise, but someone’s been auditioning for garnimal voice work.
From the search log:
2. jose tejas menu
Ok, that’s easy.
3. pictures jose tejas woodbridge
4. what does jose tejas mean in english
Probably whatever Carl’s Jr. means in Spanish.