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  • In fourth grade someone got the bright idea of cutting lunch to an outrageous 15 minutes (as if going to a year-round school without a cafeteria wasn't enough--we ate at our desks and were served by mobile carts in the hall). To get the slow eaters (me) up to speed, our teachers implemented a charming little policy called "Shovel Time."

    The first nine minutes would pass normally. Then as the tenth approached, Miss Stauffer (a feathered-haired gal who drove a Camaro and loved Little River Band) would yell, "Do you know what time it is?!" The class would manically shriek back, "SHOVEL TIME!!!" Talking was absolutely forbidden the final five minutes—it was a deathly silent scarf fest.

    I don't know if I've ever been the same since. But as a nod to this classy ritual, I've adopted the humble scooping implement as my rating system's icon. Shovel on!
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    1 Shovel=Passing Fancy
    2 Shovels=Puppy Love
    3 Shovels=Crippling Crush
    4 Shovels=Serious Stalking

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Camille

Well, we're officially twins. Okay, not officially, and we're not really that close to being twins. But I did have my wisdom teeth out on the 13th (Friday the 13th), which is why I'd been searching for pictures of other sorry souls, for my own blog post.

ANYWAY, I got them out, all four, and I'm sorry to say I'm feeling better than you sound. But I've lived on mashed potatoes and apple sauce, and I've been ANNOYINGLY anal with following instructions.

Since you're back to mushies, maybe you could try something I liked the first several days: plain yoghurt, apple JUICE, and one banana, blended to a smooth puree. It's totally drinkable, tastes really yummy, and counts as food (because I totally lost my appetite and cried every time I had to eat with my meds). Swallowing whole gets it done with quicker.

Good luck!

Krista

Camille: I had mine out on the 11th. I didn't think it would be a big deal since it was only one tooth. I can chew on my left side, which is why I started eating real food sooner than I probably should have. It turns out that I got dry socket, which is when the hole doesn't close up and bone and nerves are exposed. Kind of gross, really. I've been having the opposite problem with my painkillers. If I take vicodin on an empty stomach I'll throw up so I have to eat something. I will learn to love mushy food.

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