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  • In fourth grade someone got the bright idea of cutting lunch to an outrageous 15 minutes (as if going to a year-round school without a cafeteria wasn't enough--we ate at our desks and were served by mobile carts in the hall). To get the slow eaters (me) up to speed, our teachers implemented a charming little policy called "Shovel Time."

    The first nine minutes would pass normally. Then as the tenth approached, Miss Stauffer (a feathered-haired gal who drove a Camaro and loved Little River Band) would yell, "Do you know what time it is?!" The class would manically shriek back, "SHOVEL TIME!!!" Talking was absolutely forbidden the final five minutes—it was a deathly silent scarf fest.

    I don't know if I've ever been the same since. But as a nod to this classy ritual, I've adopted the humble scooping implement as my rating system's icon. Shovel on!
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    1 Shovel=Passing Fancy
    2 Shovels=Puppy Love
    3 Shovels=Crippling Crush
    4 Shovels=Serious Stalking

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ckc

On the opposite burger spectrum, I just need to vent, NY Mag's cheap eats rec for Dram Shop's 3 burger isn't worth the trip and I don't feel like $9 is a cheap burger. I went last night and thought it was dry and boring. And the only cheese they have is american. And the wings were dry too and seemed like they came from a freezer bag. They do have nice beers though in big icy pints (which caused some odd grocery store purchases at c town afterwards), and a deep fried macaroni and cheese I admit I feel compelled to experience. Oh, and good fries, hand cut with the skins still on. So really, it was only half bad. But still, it's just as expensive as Bonnies I bet, and not nearly as much fun.

Krista

ckc: The James burger was in the low double digits but it was a classy burger so I expected as much. $9 is definitely not a cheap burger. I'm always a little wary of gussied up bar food, or worse regular bar food with gussied up prices. I haven't been to Bonnie's in ages, but they've never disappointed me. I think it's that chipotle-mayo dipping sauce that wins me over.

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