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  • In fourth grade someone got the bright idea of cutting lunch to an outrageous 15 minutes (as if going to a year-round school without a cafeteria wasn't enough--we ate at our desks and were served by mobile carts in the hall). To get the slow eaters (me) up to speed, our teachers implemented a charming little policy called "Shovel Time."

    The first nine minutes would pass normally. Then as the tenth approached, Miss Stauffer (a feathered-haired gal who drove a Camaro and loved Little River Band) would yell, "Do you know what time it is?!" The class would manically shriek back, "SHOVEL TIME!!!" Talking was absolutely forbidden the final five minutes—it was a deathly silent scarf fest.

    I don't know if I've ever been the same since. But as a nod to this classy ritual, I've adopted the humble scooping implement as my rating system's icon. Shovel on!
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    1 Shovel=Passing Fancy
    2 Shovels=Puppy Love
    3 Shovels=Crippling Crush
    4 Shovels=Serious Stalking

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Lisa

Nummers. I love onions. My favorite DIY combo is onions, garlic and jalapenos at Frankie, Johnny and Luigi's.

Is it customary to eat pizza slices by hand, or is there any knife-and-fork action? I ask because many years ago in the UK, they were still serving pizza whole with a knife and fork. Once I observed a fellow order a garlic pizza and a side of chips; when his order came, he dumped the chips on top and proceeded to devour it with a knife and fork...

mona

damn gina! that looks like some serious good eats. i am hungover today and all i wanted was pizza for lunch. sigh...but no dice in our cafeteria today :(

Krista

Lisa: I'm fairly certain you get a knife and fork with your pizza in Argentina. I must admit that I'm a freak who has always eaten my pizza with cutlery, which is complete heresy here in NYC. I just can't help it.

mona: Now, you've made me hungry for pizza. Wow, a work cafeteria. I've always been jealous of people with cafeterias because there's nothing sadder than sitting at your desk with a salad.

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