Chains of Love: Who Needs Tinder When You’ve Got Olive Garden?
— Olive Garden (@olivegarden) November 16, 2015
So, Olive Garden has decided to get into dating advice because millennials. Just #AskAlfredo and you shall receive.
The real question, though, is who am I going to coerce into a date at Olive Garden before the Never Ending Pasta Bowl offer disappears this year?