Topical and/or newsy isn't my forte, but let's
lightly touch on Canada Day in a roundabout manner. There is an uproar up north
over the new creepy iteration of Kraft peanut butter's teddy bear mascots.
Ok, Kraft makes peanut butter? It's "Canada's favourite?" And it's affiliated
with teddy bears named Crunchy and Smoothy? What else do we not know about Canada?