Not the New Cupcake
I'm going to be in the Bay Area over Labor Day weekend and mini doughnuts (my first inclination was to agree with the angry commenters crying bullshit over what look to be no more than standard doughnut holes, a.k.a. munchkins) will certainly not be on my eating agenda. If someone were to propose marriage by slipping one of these Lilliputian pastries onto my finger, I would stab them in the eye.
Ring photo from pinc.stuff