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  • In fourth grade someone got the bright idea of cutting lunch to an outrageous 15 minutes (as if going to a year-round school without a cafeteria wasn't enough--we ate at our desks and were served by mobile carts in the hall). To get the slow eaters (me) up to speed, our teachers implemented a charming little policy called "Shovel Time."

    The first nine minutes would pass normally. Then as the tenth approached, Miss Stauffer (a feathered-haired gal who drove a Camaro and loved Little River Band) would yell, "Do you know what time it is?!" The class would manically shriek back, "SHOVEL TIME!!!" Talking was absolutely forbidden the final five minutes—it was a deathly silent scarf fest.

    I don't know if I've ever been the same since. But as a nod to this classy ritual, I've adopted the humble scooping implement as my rating system's icon. Shovel on!
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    1 Shovel=Passing Fancy
    2 Shovels=Puppy Love
    3 Shovels=Crippling Crush
    4 Shovels=Serious Stalking

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lisa

Our typical banh mi run $2-$4 here on the left coast. (I'm talking your basic working class crowd). There's a new Vietnamese place I'm dying to try, Fuel, which looks rather upscale (and I fear may not offer banh mi ).

My mouth is watering... no banh mi vendors within miles of this place... at the risk of "pulling a Jacky", I'm nibbling on a handful of peanut butter filled pretzels (the provider swears they're not laden with salmonella...)

Krista

lisa: I think the going rate in an NYC Chinatown is $2.75-$3.50. The first banh mi I ever had was only $1.50 in Portland. But admittedly, that was over a decade ago. They're probably up to $2.50.

I was very disappointed to hear that Jacky just goes by Jack. It really ruins the whole mental image.

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