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It Doesn’t Get Juicier Than This

Juicers Strange that those “mandarin juicers” (get it?) from Alessi are just now causing a commotion, and at Pinkberry, no less. My sister sent me a blue one for my birthday at least five years ago and I never gave it a second thought.

But then, I’m not attuned to cartoony racial stereotypes. I had no idea that Speedy Gonzalez had been retired to the permanent archives either.

Personally, I’m more offended by the inexplicable glut of frozen yogurt shops in the city. I haven’t touched a dollop of the pseudo-dessert since the ‘80s TCBY craze and don't plan on starting now.

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