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  • In fourth grade someone got the bright idea of cutting lunch to an outrageous 15 minutes (as if going to a year-round school without a cafeteria wasn't enough--we ate at our desks and were served by mobile carts in the hall). To get the slow eaters (me) up to speed, our teachers implemented a charming little policy called "Shovel Time."

    The first nine minutes would pass normally. Then as the tenth approached, Miss Stauffer (a feathered-haired gal who drove a Camaro and loved Little River Band) would yell, "Do you know what time it is?!" The class would manically shriek back, "SHOVEL TIME!!!" Talking was absolutely forbidden the final five minutes—it was a deathly silent scarf fest.

    I don't know if I've ever been the same since. But as a nod to this classy ritual, I've adopted the humble scooping implement as my rating system's icon. Shovel on!
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    1 Shovel=Passing Fancy
    2 Shovels=Puppy Love
    3 Shovels=Crippling Crush
    4 Shovels=Serious Stalking

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emigre

She looks like a bobblehead doll here.

Soccer Mom

"With kids it seems more the domain of neurotic overeducated, wealthy-yet-not-working mommies who have no real problems to fixate on."

Before you make such shockingly ignorant statements, you might want to read what the CDC actually says about food allergies: http://www.cdc.gov/HealthyYouth/foodallergies/

And the online memorial page for those who've died from their food allergy: http://www.peanutallergy.com/boards/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/238739

It's unfortunate that Harper's would publish such sensationalized nonsense from a writer like Broussard who has no medical qualifications whatsoever and who's best known for editing a book on failed relationships. This just feeds into the ignorance on food allergies and makes it easier for people to dismiss those of us trying to keep our kids safe -- after all, if food allergies are exaggerated, we must just be neurotic idiots with no real problems, as you said. Nice.

Krista

emigre: I was kind of hoping it was just the angle of the photo, but I don't think so.

Soccer Mom: As much as I'd like to spend my day reading allergy-related death memorials, I'm quite busy (with things that don't involve team sports or parenting). I didn't call anyone an "idiot" but thanks for proving my point.

ckc

That Harpers article was fantastic. I highly recommend it. If I could log on to the website at work I'd send it to you. (Is it strange that my company blocks Harper's?)

Anna Flaxis

two words: stick insect....

Here's a winner--there's a warning label on my asthma prescription inhaler that reads: "Do not use this product if you are allergic to peanuts" (!!). I think pulmonolgists and drug companies are in cahoots.

It's inevitable that a relatively small percentage of the population will react violently to and possibly die from a substance that is benign to the majority. Until it hits a critical mass, it's an uphill battle for the truly affected; kind of like car recalls. At the end of the day, the food supply, processed, "organic" or otherwise, is contaminated.

There are individuals who will blur the distinction between "food allergy" and "neurosis". They make the rest of us look bad.

Krista

ckc: Luckily, my company doesn't block anything. I can read all the freely available allergy nonsense in the world.

Anna Flaxis: Yikes. I wonder what the peanutty substance in the medication is?

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